Featured Poem:
How to Pray
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Featured Poem:
How to Pray
Our Father wo art in heaven, Hallowed be dy name. But wit all due respect, We live far
away like Rongai, Heaven is a suburb like Runda your life up their is comfy and
unstained. I know you came down to earth like 2000 B.C but since den, trust I & I- tings
av chianged. Technology afi gwan level ninja, Apples are computers, Weed is Mary…
Jane Global warming makes it cold and Crosses are now Jewlelry, chains; I know
right;__ insane!
How to Pray
Thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. There you go again wit
dat heaven vybe dunt ya know bout world economies and super powers mayne! You
ever heard bout di Illluminati now dey fink dis world is dea domain. You got your First
world country, Developing world, and Third world countries, all in da same planet, we
divided into class like we pon a Aeroplane! And within those countries you still got
Upper, Middle n lower class, oh den you got yo sufferers who claim dey suffering for you
like datz kinda insane? Once a Blue moon now drunk every weekend just to balance
out di pain!
How to Pray
Give us dis day our daily bread. Ah now ya talking, except that bread is highly
chemically processed, stuffed with cancer causing agents, the workers who make it
complain, we too many for just one loaf, if not den half my fam got diabetes and even
after all dat- di size of a loaf is pretty mundane. So maybe you could do swomtin bout
di prize of Unga, Blueband, Fruits and Meat coz di prizes are as long as a train. N
speaking of trains maybe you could also give us our daily transport, health insuarance,
school fees and a nice house, to shelter us from di rain.
How to Pray
And forgive our trespasses, as we forgive dose who trespassed agaist us. Forgi…who?
What now? Oh no! How do you forgive a family member who introduced ya to
pornography and for the next 5 years dat screen has got you detained! How do you
forgive a best friend who deserted you just coz you decided to party, explore di fast
lane like dey all perfect a minister who’s ordained!? How do you forgive yourself for
attempted pedophillia as a result of dat porno I got healthy lungs God but inside deaz
dis unquenchable chest pain. How do yo forgive dem racist uncle Tom’s at Artcaffe
what is a croissant a croissant its just a drink;) how can dem be so inhumane!
How to Pray
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Bendover, Six thirty, Touch ya toes, Condom adverts, Belt for a skirt, strip clubs after a
hard week how am I supposed to not be tempted wen sex is da new way of getting
entertained! You jus gotta listen to Maina and King’ani to know di society is rotten n
stained. Yea I want dem bi… oops see how di music we listen to making it hard to
abstain!
How to Pray
For yours is di Kingdom , di Power and di Glory forever and ever!
Now having sed all dis i mean no disrespect or disdain. I believe you got di power all a
dese problems and worries to you are but a grain. Help me remember dat yo raised de
dead, calmed di storm and di rain and turned H2O into Champaign. And you gave I & I
dis same power me jus gotta have is Faith di size of a mustard seed grain. Thanks for
listening to my skype call of a prayer, Our father I know dis world aint ma home am jus
passing through_Syokimau train. But sometimes it gets hard n it seems you far away,
dont be so quiet, speak Lord I need ya to help I&I when me ankle sprain!
So I pray you make dis world change! For yours is di Kingdom , di Power and di Glory
forever and ever!
Amen!
Our Father wo art in heaven, Hallowed be dy name. But wit all due respect, We live far
away like Rongai, Heaven is a suburb like Runda your life up their is comfy and
unstained. I know you came down to earth like 2000 B.C but since den, trust I & I- tings
av chianged. Technology afi gwan level ninja, Apples are computers, Weed is Mary…
Jane Global warming makes it cold and Crosses are now Jewlelry, chains; I know
right;__ insane!
How to Pray
Thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. There you go again wit
dat heaven vybe dunt ya know bout world economies and super powers mayne! You
ever heard bout di Illluminati now dey fink dis world is dea domain. You got your First
world country, Developing world, and Third world countries, all in da same planet, we
divided into class like we pon a Aeroplane! And within those countries you still got
Upper, Middle n lower class, oh den you got yo sufferers who claim dey suffering for you
like datz kinda insane? Once a Blue moon now drunk every weekend just to balance
out di pain!
How to Pray
Give us dis day our daily bread. Ah now ya talking, except that bread is highly
chemically processed, stuffed with cancer causing agents, the workers who make it
complain, we too many for just one loaf, if not den half my fam got diabetes and even
after all dat- di size of a loaf is pretty mundane. So maybe you could do swomtin bout
di prize of Unga, Blueband, Fruits and Meat coz di prizes are as long as a train. N
speaking of trains maybe you could also give us our daily transport, health insuarance,
school fees and a nice house, to shelter us from di rain.
How to Pray
And forgive our trespasses, as we forgive dose who trespassed agaist us. Forgi…who?
What now? Oh no! How do you forgive a family member who introduced ya to
pornography and for the next 5 years dat screen has got you detained! How do you
forgive a best friend who deserted you just coz you decided to party, explore di fast
lane like dey all perfect a minister who’s ordained!? How do you forgive yourself for
attempted pedophillia as a result of dat porno I got healthy lungs God but inside deaz
dis unquenchable chest pain. How do yo forgive dem racist uncle Tom’s at Artcaffe
what is a croissant a croissant its just a drink;) how can dem be so inhumane!
How to Pray
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Bendover, Six thirty, Touch ya toes, Condom adverts, Belt for a skirt, strip clubs after a
hard week how am I supposed to not be tempted wen sex is da new way of getting
entertained! You jus gotta listen to Maina and King’ani to know di society is rotten n
stained. Yea I want dem bi… oops see how di music we listen to making it hard to
abstain!
How to Pray
For yours is di Kingdom , di Power and di Glory forever and ever!
Now having sed all dis i mean no disrespect or disdain. I believe you got di power all a
dese problems and worries to you are but a grain. Help me remember dat yo raised de
dead, calmed di storm and di rain and turned H2O into Champaign. And you gave I & I
dis same power me jus gotta have is Faith di size of a mustard seed grain. Thanks for
listening to my skype call of a prayer, Our father I know dis world aint ma home am jus
passing through_Syokimau train. But sometimes it gets hard n it seems you far away,
dont be so quiet, speak Lord I need ya to help I&I when me ankle sprain!
So I pray you make dis world change! For yours is di Kingdom , di Power and di Glory
forever and ever!
Amen!
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